net geeks. they're everywhere. but i still can't make heads nor tails of 'em...
why the hell is it that the moment you start a web site, some ass hole you don't know from adam will get the address and start slagging you via guest book or email? and why is it that 99 times out of 100, the little weasel doesn't even have a page of their own to shove in your face? correct me if i'm wrong (and i know you will...heh, heh, heh) but doesn't doing something like that just drop the big ol' red mark of the loser right smack in the middle of your forehead???? as martial once said - "you complain of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write none. yours are shorter." in other words, if you think you can do it better, DO IT!!! don't tell me about it. cos i don't want to hear it.
...MOST GUEST BOOKS RECORD IP ADDRESSES! (i realise i get waaaay too much joy from telling you this...but i never said i WASN'T a loser. i just said that you WERE. heh, heh, heh) IP addresses are traceable. therefore, provided the web master knows what the fuck he's doing, he can find out ALL ABOUT YOU! hell, if he's nuts enough, he could probably even send you one of those killer viruses usually reserved for those that DIDN'T sign his guest book.
...in short guestbooks should be outlawed. but till they are, i think i'll keep mine. i like to hear what the minions have to say.
just a note, i'm not done here. i have waaaay more to say, particularly about chat rooms. that bit should be here shortly. till then, i'd advise you to get the hell out of here and SIGN MY FUCKIN' GUESTBOOK! ;)