![]() ![]() ![]() i know i mentioned at some point in my previous trade centre ramblings that i like the american flag. it's colourful, it's pretty, and it's a whole shitload fancier than mine is. yes, the stars and bars do indeed make for a grand old flag. but folks, there IS such a thing as too much of a good thing. and we have LONG SINCE reached that point with the star-spangled banner. let me begin with the slightly less-offensive offenders, the trendies. it's coming up on christmas now as i write this, and just a few weeks ago, we had in new york the annual macys thanksgiving day parade. it was the first event since 9-11 that prompted noticeable amounts of tourists to venture into the city, and man, they were all over the place, all decked out in their red, white, and blue. ohh, how NICE, you say. showing their solidarity with their brothers and sisters in ny. PHOOEY, sez i. most of these people were teen-agers visiting with marching bands from alabama and cheerleading squads from iowa. they couldn't be arsed thinking about ground zero. they were just wearing their flags cos seventeen magazine told them old glory is the must-have accessory for the new season. now...to discuss the other, uglier sprog of patriotism, hate. keep in mind, i'm not by any means saying patriotism automatically constitutes narrow-mindedness and xenophobia, but some folks still think they're all one in the same. i see it this way : there is pride in your country. there is support for fallen countrymen and respect for your flag. these things are just a few components of true patriotism, which when practised correctly is NOT tacky, cheesy, or offensive to ANYONE. it's powerful in an understated way and it demands not to be fucked with clearly yet quietly. there IS a way to convey the message "my country can kick your country's ass" without actually USING those exact terms. but most americans cannot fathom that. this is a land of the big, the loud, the crass, and the flamboyant...in EVERYTHING...so why should national pride escape where cars, talk shows, and fast-food takeaway meals couldn't? why wear a simple patriotic ribbon on your lapel and go about your business as usual when you can toss a bedsheet-sized flag over your red, white, and blue suv, slap a coupla prismic flag stickers on the bumper, and drive up and down a main thorofare with the battle hymn of the republic blaring from your 5 speakers chucking molotov cocktails out the windows at every passerby with skin darker than that of your average swede? joe yank can't think of any reason at all, cos while he DOES realise you have to make noise to be heard, what he DOESN'T realise is that once the noise passes a certain level, people start whipping out the earplugs and the message is lost completely. the only thing, in fact, that can bastardise an anti-terrorism message WORSE than roaring it through a fuckin' bullhorn is COUNTERTERRORISM. heh. don't sit there lookin' all confused, you know gadfeckin' well what i mean. you don't even have to BE in the states to know about this bit. america's a very racially-charged place. even under NORMAL circumstances, people here are so racially aware it's scary. but now that we've got bin laden's face plastered all over every newspaper we pick up, everybody who looks even remotely like him...all of 'em, from actual arabs to indians to sicilian italians...is under attack. they're being jumped, mugged, run down by cars, and pushed in front of subway trains. their homes and shops are being burnt down, robbed, and vandalised. you can't walk two blocks in any new york neighbourhood without seeing some form of anti-arab (or anti-IMMIGRANT, period) graffiti, usually on someone's property. and not a day has passed since 9-11 when i haven't witnessed the devestating irony of some thugged-out white kid with an american flag wrapped round his noggin as a do-rag bitching about the "towelheads". heh...yeah...towelheads. walking around with them stupid things on their heads devaluing america. wait a sec, kid...you talkin' about THEM or YOU? sheeeit. this whole situation would actually be FUNNY if it weren't for the fact that between the attacks of the 11th, the war, and the hate crimes the death toll is slowly but surely rising up through the thousands. i can't bitch too much about the first two, as being puny civilian peons, there really isn't anything we can do about the war in afghanstan, and being (i will begrudgingly admit of myself as well) less than gods, there's certainly not a damn thing we can do to bring back the wtc victims. but the hate crimes? those can stop. at any time. and honestly, if americans wish to keep bitching about war and bitching about terrorism, THEY BETTER STOP. you have a right to complain about terrorism all right...SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST YOURSELF. and really, when you think of it, what the hell else can you call someone who'd set a guy's shop ablaze for no other reason than he HAPPENS to be a muslim? you mightn't be able to stop the war in afghanistan, but you can definitely prevent it from spilling over into america.
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